10 Funny Pun Christmas Cards That Will Make You Laugh This Holiday Season

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Funny Pun Christmas Cards and Gift Ideas

Funny Xmas cards for the holidays can compliment perfect punny gift ideas. Check out these pun Christmas cards that will make you laugh and add to your sweet holiday sentiments. With the wide range of pun-intended jokes, designs, and art there are plenty of Christmas puns for men, women, mom, dad, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, kids and coworkers. Even have something for your brother, sister, grandmother, grandfather and mother-in-law if you want to give them a special, personal message. It’s the most punderful time of the year!

Holiday Spirits Christmas Pun Card:

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A Christmas pun card from Etsy for fans of the world’s best loved spirits! Starring Maker’s Mark Bourbon, Bombay Dry Gin, Johnnie Walker Whisky, Patron Tequila, and Stolichnaya Vodka, this punny cheerful card is sure to bring out some laughs this holiday season. This card is also available as a boxed set of 8.

Merry Christmoose Xmas Pun:

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Merry Christmoose… and a Happy New Dear! Cute Christmas pun from Redbubble can also be printed on a tshirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, mug and a sticker.

Doodled Animals with Punny Sayings Christmas Cards:

It Was The Pun Before Christmas! This assorted box of 10 punny Christmas cards from Amazon feature images of doodled animal friends with punny sayings. Beary Christmas, Santa Paws, Hoppy Holidays, Mistle-toad and more. Comes with envelopes and a reusable box.

“I Touch My Elf” Christmas Pun:

Punny Elf Christmas Pun When I think About You I Touch My Elf

When I Think About You I Touch My Elf! Look like naughty Santa will have to claim elf insurance! This Christmas pun greeting card from Redbubble can also be printed on a punny Christmas tshirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, and mug.

WWE/WWF The Rock Pun:

The Rock Christmas Card Pun

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree from Etsy! No need to wrestle over punny Christmas card ideas this year if they love to smell that The Rock is cooking in the holiday kitchen.Make everyone’s Christmas Rock with old school fanny pack Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! Blank inside, measures 5″x7″ and all cards are designed, printed, cut and packaged with utmost care and concern for top notch quality.

Sledgehog Christmas Pun:

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Guaranteed hogs and kisses to anyone that gets this cute hedgehog riding a sled Christmas pun card.

Merry Creasemas! Dog Christmas Pun

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Bark the herald angels sing… this dog pun christmas card will have them smiling. From Etsy, this sturdy holiday card is hand drawn, scanned, and then printed digitally. Nothing says Christmas quite like a smitten Shar Pei sitting under the mistletoe!

Snowman Show Business Christmas Pun

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There’s No Business Like Snow Business! Snowman Agent play on words from the lyrics “there’s no business like show business”. This unique hand drawn snowman punny Christmas holiday card from Etsy is like snow other! The card is blank inside for freedom of expression.



Fleece Navidad Sheep Holiday Pun

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Fleece Navidad – a Sheep pun Christmas card from Etsy for anyone who appreciates animal humour A whimsy and punny holiday card is never a bahhhh-d idea.

Gingle Bells Punny Xmas Card

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Gingle Bells! This funny Christmas card set of 6 punny xmas cards from eBay is great for the one that knows how to enjoy the Christmas spirit. All cards are supplied with a luxury envelope and are individually cellophane wrapped. The card would be suitable for framing as a gift too.

Dachshund Through the Snow:

This box set of 12 blank Christmas note cards from Amazon featuring a sweet dachshund comes with envelopes with a punny holiday sentiment. Perfect stationery for writing Christmas wishes and ships with envelopes in a reusable box for your convenience. Card is blank inside and fits in a 5″ x 7″ envelope.

Owl Be Home For Christmas Pun:

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Owl you need is love.. and a punny Christmas card idea! This cute owl Christmas pun card from Redbubble can also be printed on a tshirt, hoodie, sweatshirt and kids size onesies.

Yoga Reindeer – Om for the Holidays:

Yoga Reindeer Chrismas Pun Card Om for the holidays

Om For The Holidays! Get this perfect funny punny Christmas card idea from Etsy for the one that’s most reindeer to you. Inside of the card is blank for your own personal message and each card is designed, printed, cut, scored and folded by the artist. It can also be customized to a different color or different wording if you message the artist. A Kraft coloured envelope is also included. 

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